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About Me Member General Writer troubairitzFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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dear world

Tue Jan 20, 2009, 3:29 PM
Granted I stole these words from a friend, but I thought I'd share, for kicks:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America , your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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  • Interests: people and psychology, culture and europe, cathedrals and intellectually-stimulating conversation
  • Favourite movie: 10 things, eternal sunshine, match point, american beauty
  • Favourite band or musician: dream theater, queen, the beatles, radiohead, DDT, zemfira, Rent (the soundtrack), etc.
  • Favourite artist: turns out, i'm into late 19/early 20 c. things: chagall, van gough, picasso, modigliani, dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: again with that time period: e.e. cummings, kharms, tsvetaeva, nabokov, bulgakov, plath, wilde
  • Favourite photographer: sally mann, etc.
  • Shell of choice: multi-cultural/lingual protective layer
  • Wallpaper of choice: open spaces
  • Personal Quote: i look at the world and i notice it's turning
  • Tools of the Trade: my brain, a potion of confidence and a bilingual dictionary

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:iconwildmonky:
=wildmonky Jan 20, 2009, 1:15:15 PM
:)

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All sapient beings evade what evolution shaped [them] for. --Larry Niven
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=wildmonky Jul 11, 2008, 9:08:55 PM
The Link of the Night comes down like a wolf on the fold! It comes bearing take something in by *GoldenGirls. A flowing piece in the human nature category, this poem is open to many interpretations. Read it and make your own!

Stop by and hug your =wildmonky and your *weitmare who helped me decide which of this talented deviant's deviation to feature!

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All sapient beings evade what evolution shaped us for. --Larry Niven
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=wildmonky Jul 1, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
!jesusbite used to have the LoTN. It was where he'd find a particular piece (or several) he thought was outstanding and share with his friends.

I've decided to take up the practice myself. I dunno how long I'll keep it up, but hopefully it will give me a reason to go out and find some good writing.

Tonight though I'm starting with a classic, `rebelchic's The Last Walk With Destiny: [link]

Enjoy! And have a good night everyone! <3

(If you don't wanna receive such messages, go ahead and tell me. I'll try to remember =p)

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All sapient beings evade what evolution shaped us for. --Larry Niven
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~marsheroyth Feb 6, 2008, 11:33:55 AM
Thanks for stopping :)
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Mood: Joy ~weitmare Jul 28, 2007, 2:48:47 AM
thanks for the add! :hug:

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"Nothing is less real than realism. Details are confusing. It is only by selection, by elimination, by emphasis that we get at the real meaning of things." -Georgia O'Keeffe
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~saturnineguise Jun 21, 2007, 11:56:03 AM
Thank you kindly for the watch :)
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~opaquediaphanousness Apr 14, 2007, 9:50:08 PM
And here I'd been thinking you hadn't posted anything lately. No, it was just my absent-minded ass forgetting to add you to the watched list :blush:
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~weitmare Apr 12, 2007, 7:09:54 AM
You're writing is lovely, I look forward to reading more of it :)

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Congrats to the winners of ~ElectroBaby's Collab Mini Contest ~megandurnford and ~LeahBatstone-xo's Her heart is colder than the ice around her finger [link]
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